Wooden blinds are among our best sellers and always have been, and it's easy to see why; chunky, geometric design that marries perfectly with modern interiors, simple controls and versatile light control.

Adding to that list of features, this faux wood blind is totally waterproof and wipe-clean, refuses to warp when it gets wet and is made of fire-retardant polymer for the ultimate peace of mind.

And as if that weren't enough, we've coupled this mid-grey with bright white tapes, for an eye-catching look that's at once traditional and starkly contemporary.